SLAP SHOTS

     Happy Pucks & Bucs Day! Scratch my back with a hacksaw; it's a great day for hockey! Our Pittsburgh Penguins are on the road again to faceoff with the Columbus Blue Jagoffs in their 1st round playoff series. These are your keys for tonight's game. 1)This is an elimination game as the Pens are up 3 games to none. Stick a fork in them! 2)If the Pens can pull out the win and send Columbus packing, they'll afford themselves some well-needed rest before round 2, where they're likely to faceoff against the Washington Capitals. Keep on PUCKN! 3)In this series, the Pens have scored a total of 12 goals, for an average of 4 per game. Rock the Goals, Goals, Goals, baby! Let's Go Pens!!!!