SLAP SHOTS

     Happy Pucks & Bucs Day! Lord Stanley, Lord Stanley, it's a hockey night in Pittsburgh! Our Pittsburgh Penguins open their 1st round series against the Columbus Blue Jagoffs tonight at PPG Paints Arena. These are your keys for tonight's game. 1)The 1st key is obvious. We don't like them. They don't like us. The Blue Jagoffs will look to take us off our game by trying to knock our blocks off. They can't hit what they can't catch. Speed kills! 2)It's important to set the pace and win the race, for sure. It's also important to draw 1st blood. Score early, score often, score BIG Goals, Goals, Goals! 3)Mrs. Black-N-Gold is especially happy because tonight's game should see the return of a certain Russian bear who will be raring and ready to go. Make me a milkshake, Malkin! Let's Go Pens!!!!