SLAP SHOTS

     Great balls of fire; it's a hockey night in Pittsburgh! Our Pittsburgh Penguins return home tonight to faceoff against the Tampa Bay Lightning at PPG Paints Arena. These are your keys for tonight's game. 1)The Pens are back on home ice following an 0-2 road trip. Gimme a W! 2)During said road trip, the Pens just mustered 3 goals. That won't cut the mustard. Gimme Goals, Goals, Goals! 3)Losing in Chicago on Wednesday night, 4-1, neither C Sidney Crosby nor C Evgeni Malkin registered a point. We need the starts to shine. Slap me silly and make me a milkshake! Let's Go Pens!!!!