SLAP SHOTS

     Scratch my back with a hacksaw, it's a hockey night in Pittsburgh! Our Pittsburgh Penguins return to the home ice of Consol Energy Center tonight to faceoff against the Boston Bruins. These are your keys for tonight's game. 1)In the 2 games since new Head Coach Mike Sullivan was brought on board, the Pens have mustered just 1 goal, including Wednesday's shutout at the hands of the Bruins. First things first, find the net. Light up Boston and light the lamp! 2)How do the Pens get back in the win column? Goals, Goals, Goals, baby! 3)Too many players are underperforming this year, especially star centers Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin. Slap me silly and make me a milkshake! Let's Go Pens!!!