SLAP SHOTS

     Shave my face with a rusty razor, it's a hockey night in Pittsburgh! Your Pittsburgh Penguins faceoff against the Columbus Blue Jackets tonight at Consol Energy Center. These are your keys for tonight's game. 1)The Pens need to pick up a divisional win as they've only won 7 games this season versus division rivals. Now would be a good time to find the win column against 25-27-3 Columbus. Sink Columbus! 2)The Pens anemic offense has dropped them to 12th in the league in goals per game, averaging 2.8. The Blues Jackets are #26 in the NHL in goals against, giving up an average of 3.1 per game. Beat the Blue Jackets black & blue with Goals, Goals, Goals! 3)The Pens are currently 6th overall in goals against, giving up 2.4 per game. Columbus averages 2.6 goals per game, 21st in the league. Stand tall and stop the Jagoffs! Let's Go Pens!!!