SLAP SHOTS

      Scratch my back with a hacksaw; it's a hockey night in Pittsburgh! Our Pittsburgh Penguins battle the Chicago Blackhawks tonight at PPG Paints Arena. Mrs. Black-N-Gold is back from her road trip and she's back with her keys for tonight's game. 1)Following Sunday's 6-2 loss to Philly, the Pens have dropped 3 in a row. Gimme a W! 2)The Pens continue to look like the Walking Dead, or at least the Walking Wounded as they lose player after player to injury. Thanks to the Pens, business is boomin' for UPMC. The sooner the injured players return, the better. Get healthy in a hurry! 3)March came in like a lion for the Pens. Back on March 1, they traveled to Chi-town and were battered by the Blackhawks 4-1. That won't get the job done. Rock the Goals, Goals, Goals! Let's Go Pens!!!!