THE BULLPEN

     Hey batter, batter, batter, batter! Our Pittsburgh Pirates continue their series tonight in the Windy City when they clash with the Chicago Cubs. These are your keys for tonight's game. 1)Another game, another Pirates loss, 6-0 yesterday. Bad news, Black-N-Gold Nation, the Buccos can no longer hang their hat on the fact that they were the only team in MLB to not be shutout. What are the Pirates selling us now? It's certainly not Kool-Aid because that is tasting like toilet water, these days. If Mrs. Black-N-Gold is sounding a little pissy, it's because the Bucs are playing like crap. Lower the Jolly Roger to half-mast 'cause these Pirates are dead in the water. All hands on deck and right the ship! 2)You pay chicken feed for your pitching staff, you get chicken crap. You got to know when to hold 'em! 3)This team needs to score runs. ALOT of runs. Score early, score often, score BIG Hit, Run, & Score! Let's Go Bucs!!!!!