Well, boys and girls, it's time for another Super Bowl prediction from Mrs. Black-N-Gold. Even though our Pittsburgh Steelers aren't in the Big Game, people still want to know Mrs. Black-N-Gold's fearless prediction. Is it New England or Seattle? Of course Mrs. Black-N-Gold has to weigh all the variables when picking the winner.
Party Favors-No Super Bowl party is complete without them. Easy winner here. New England may have Blount but you can REALLY have a blount in Seattle. Especially since LeGarrette's pot charges in Pittsburgh were just dropped. Nothing beats the real deal.
Advantage-Seattle
Music-Seattle gave us grunge music led by the likes of Nirvana, Mudhoney and Soundgarden. Seattle was also home to the late, great Mother Love Bone. Meanwhile, Boston has blessed us with The Cars, Aerosmith and The J. Geils Band. Boston also brings us the maniacal Dropkick Murphys. They both are home to a couple of anthemic classics. Washington once tried to make "Louie, Louie" the official state song. Mrs. Black-N-Gold loves that "Dirty Water" by the Standells. The magnificent blues singer/guitarist Susan Tedeschi hails from Boston. One of the greatest guitarists ever, Jimi Hendrix was a native of Seattle.
Advantage-Seattle
Caffeine-The Evil Empire Starbucks is based in Seattle. Dunkin' Donuts originated in Massachusetts. Mrs. Black-N-Gold is no fan of coffee. However, she does have a sweet tooth. Time to make the donuts....
Advantage-New England
Television-One of the most celebrated comedies of all time, "Cheers", took place in Boston. Bar owner Sam Malone even once played for the BoSox. The show spawned another hilarious comedy, "Frasier". Sam Malone can kick Frasier Crane's ass any day.
Advantage-New England
Hmm.....Looks like we have a tie and will have to take it to OT. Get ready for the BIGGEST, BOLDEST prediction. EVER.
I, Mrs. Black-N-Gold predict that the team that scores the most points, will win the game.
How's that for a prophesy? Besides, who cares, your Pittsburgh Steelers aren't in it anyway. I'm watching "Puppy Bowl". Let's Go Steelers!!!!!!
PS-Did you notice how I showed rare restraint and made no mention of Tom Brady's balls?
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