SLAP SHOTS

     Scratch my back with a hacksaw, it's a hockey night in Pittsburgh! Our Pittsburgh Penguins, with newly-minted Head Coach Mike Sullivan, faceoff against the Washington Craps tonight at Consol Energy Center. These are your keys for tonight's game. 1)No doubt Sullivan was brought on board to help the Pens with their lack of offense. They rank a paltry 26th in goals per game at 2.4. Fire up the Crue with Goals, Goals Goals, baby! 2)The Pens power play is equally unimpressive, ranking 27th at 15.5%. Man-up! 3)The Craps are 3rd in the league in goals per game, averaging 3.0. The Pens are 6th in goals against, giving up 2.3 per game. What better way to start the Mike Sullivan Era than in the win column. Gimme a W! Let's Go Pens!!!