SLAP SHOTS

     How much fried chicken can you eat 'cause it's a great day for hockey! Our Pittsburgh Penguins continue their road trip tonight for Wednesday Night Rivalry when they faceoff against the Washington Capitals in DC. These are your keys for tonight's game. 1)The Pens continue to play mediocre hockey with a 4-4-0 mark. The Caps are off to a hot start at 6-1-0. Veto the Capitals! 2)The Pens have scored 3 goals or less in 7 of their first 8 contests. Crank up the Crue, we need Goals, Goals, Goals! 3)The Capitals lead the NHL in goals per game with a 4.1 average. The Pens are 4th in the league in goals against at 2.0. Something's got to give. Gimme a D! Gimme a Fense! What's that spell? De-Fense! Let's Go Pens!!!