SLAP SHOTS

     Call Arnold Slick from Turtle Crick and tell him it's a great day for hockey! Your Pittsburgh Penguins take their show on the road to the nation's capital as they faceoff  for Rivalry Wednesday against their division rivals, the Washington Craps. These are your keys for tonight's game. 1)This is a huge division matchup for the Pens. They haven't beaten Washington yet this season and have only scored 1 goal in the process. The Pens need to set the tempo and dictate the pace of this game. Score early, score often, score BIG with lots o' Goals, Goals, Goals! . 2)The Pens are coming off a big weekend of 2 straight wins. They also are 1 point ahead of the Craps for 3rd place in the Metropolitan division. If it's 3, it's for me! 3)The Pens need to knock Craps jagoff Alex Ovechkin off his game. We really haven't had a guy get under an opponent's skin since D Robert Bortuzzo got suspended for knocking out Jaromir Jagr way back at the beginning of the season. Ovechkin is a real jagoff who needs knocked down a peg or two. Take him to the woodshed! Let's Go Pens!!!