SLAP SHOTS

     Happy Pucks & Bucs Day! I'll meet you in the schoolyard, baby, for all the marbles; it's a great day for playoff hockey! Our Pittsburgh Penguins return home to the friendly confines of Consol Energy Center tonight for Game 5 of their Stanley Cup Final with the San Jose Sharks. These are your keys for tonight's game. 1)Need Mrs. Black-N-Gold remind you that the Pens are just 1 win away from hoisting Lord Stanley's Cup? A win tonight would be the 1st time one of our favorite Black-N-Gold teams has won a championship in front of a home crowd since Maz cleared the wall at Forbes Field back in 1960. Lord Stanley, Lord Stanley, pass me the brandy! 2)The Pens have scored the 1st goal in every game of this series. Score early, score often, score BIG Goals, Goals, Goals! 3)This team has been nothing short of stuPENSdous during this run to the Cup. Unfortunately, they sometimes go into a prevent defense during the latter parts of the game and let their opponents get back into it. Keep your foot on the gas and on their throat's. Get on Jones's case and in his face. WE WANT THE CUP! Let's Go Pens!!!