SLAP SHOTS

     Happy Pucks & Bucs Day! I'll meet you in the schoolyard, baby, for all the marbles; it's a great day for playoff hockey! Our Pittsburgh Penguins take their show on the road to Tampa Bay tonight for Game 3 of the Eastern Conference Finals. These are your keys for tonight's game. 1)Pens C Sidney Crosby got on the score sheet Monday night in dramatic fashion, scoring the winner in OT to even this series at 1 game apiece. Now if his Russian comrade can find the net, the Pens would light up the Lightning. Oh Captain, my Captain, slap me silly and make me a milkshake! 2)The power play continued their power outage, going 0 for 2. Take advantage of the man-advantage and man up! 3)The scene now shifts to Tampa Bay where Pens fans have been told to leave the Black-N-Gold at home. To quote that great American musician, one James Hendrix, "That ain't too cool". Rock the Black-N-Gold and the Goals, Goals, Goals! Let's Go Pens!!!