THE 50-YARD LINE

Well today is a big game day for many football fans. Unfortunately, your Pittsburgh Steelers won't be playing in the Super Bowl. Some of you may still watch the game though. You could watch for the football or the commercials. Some may even watch it for the Bruno Mars halftime show (Ugh!). Today, Mrs. Black-N-Gold is going to try her hand at prognostication by carefully weighing the pros of each team.

What Seattle Has to Offer
1)Starbucks-Yuck! I don't drink coffee.
2)Grunge Music-Ok, you will find Nirvana, Soundgarden and Pearl Jam in Mrs. Black-N-Gold's music collection but grunge is sooo over.
3)Jimi Hendrix-One of the greatest guitarists of all time

Score 1 point for Seattle

What Denver Has to Offer
1)Rocky Mountain Oysters-Yuck! I'll pass, thanks.
2)Coors Beer-Mr. Black-N-Gold may like it but I'm an Iron City gal.
3)Legal Weed-Mile high, indeed.

Score 1 point for Denver

Uh-oh. It ends in a tie? So, who does Mrs. Black-N-Gold think will win the game? Screw it! Who cares if the Steelers aren't in it. I'm watching the Puppy Bowl. Get it together for next year, guys. Let's Go Steelers!!!!!! Let's Go Puppies!